ESSENTIAL Tips for SLAYING the Dance Mom Life!
HONEY, let me tell you ALL about being a dance mom! (adjusts rhinestone “Dance Mom” shirt)
Listen up, because your baby’s about to start their journey to becoming a STAR, and mama, you need to know how to work it! After years of rhinestones, hairspray clouds, and enough bobby pins to fill a Home Depot, I’m spilling ALL the tea!
The REAL Deal About Dance Life
If you think dance is just about twirling around in tutus, you’ve got another thing coming! This is about building confident kids!
Gear Up Like a BOSS
Listen here – you can’t send your little star out there looking anything less than PERFECT!
- Get yourself to that dance boutique and don’t you DARE skimp on those shoes! My daughter wore cheap tap shoes ONCE and honey, never again!
- Keep that dance bag STOCKED! I’m talking industrial-strength hairspray, enough bobby pins to survive the apocalypse, and safety pins for DAYS!
- And please, for the love of everything sacred, buy backup tights. Trust your dance mama on this one!
Time Management is Your New BFF
Y’all, my calendar looks like a Broadway production schedule, and I LIVE for it! Between classes, competitions, and costume fittings, you better get yourself the biggest planner you can find. And yes, your regular life will have to work around dance – priorities, people!
Competition Season = Game Time
Oh. My. Word. Competition season is our Super Bowl! Here’s the tea:
- Pack EVERYTHING the night before. I mean EVERYTHING!
- Get there early – nobody ever won Grand Champion from the parking lot
- Bring enough snacks to feed a small army (but nothing that stains those $300 costumes!)
- And remember: there’s nothing a little glitter hairspray can’t fix!
Being THE Dance Mom Your Child Needs
Look, we’ve all seen those TV shows, but real dance moms know it’s about building our babies up! When my daughter forgot solo last year, did I flip? NO MA’AM! We turned that moment into a learning experience and even better she stayed on that stage and made up the rest of the dance. I as proud of her for sticking it out … and I told her so. it didn’t matter that she forgot, it mattered that she kept her cool and kept at it.
Finding Your Tribe
Honey, you NEED your dance mom sisters! These are the women who will hold your coffee while you’re safety-pinning a headpiece, the ones who’ll share their last pair of backup tights, and who understand why you’re crying at every recital!
Cross-Training is Your Secret Weapon, Honey!
Listen up, because this tea is HOT! Y’all think just dancing is enough? You don’t need to sign up for every activity in town (Lord knows our schedules are PACKED), but mixing it up with some pilates or strength training? That’s how you create a POWERHOUSE performer!
Mental Health Comes Before Trophies, Period!
Y’all, we need to talk about something serious. takes off rhinestone crown Between the competitions, rehearsals, and costume changes, this life can get INTENSE! I check in with my daughter every single day – not just about her triple pirouettes (which are FAB, by the way), but about how she’s FEELING. Sometimes we skip practice and just get ice cream, because mama knows when her baby needs a break!
Budget Like a Boss!
Let me tell you about dance expenses! fans self with last month’s studio bill Listen here – you’ve got to know your limits before you’re selling your good pearls to pay for another sequined costume! Have that honest conversation with your studio about what you can handle. Trust me, it’s better than crying in your car after writing another check you can’t afford!
Knowledge is POWER!
adjusts reading glasses dramatically Listen up, because this is IMPORTANT! You can’t just show up looking pretty in your “Dance Mom” t-shirt without knowing your chassés from your chaînés! I’ve got every dance magazine subscription known to man, and I’m in ALL the Facebook groups. Why? Because when my daughters teacher starts talking about her développé, mama knows EXACTLY what needs work!
Show Up & SHINE Like the Queen Dance Mama You Are!
HONEY! clutches pearls Are we even having this conversation about showing up to watch your baby perform?! Let me tell you something – I haven’t missed a single performance since my daughter first danced across that stage, and I don’t plan on starting now!
And I’m not just talking about sitting there scrolling through your phone (I see you, Karen in row three! 👀). I’m talking about being FULLY PRESENT!
My dance mama essentials for every performance:
- That good camera or camera phone with the FANCY zoom lens (because your baby might be in the back row, but they’re still the STAR!)
- Backup battery packs (because you are recording EVERY. SINGLE. MOMENT.)
- A tissue pack (waterproof mascara can only do so much, y’all!)
- That sign you stayed up until 3 AM making with enough glitter to be seen from space
And don’t even get me started on the after-performance routine! I’ve got that “You were AMAZING, sweetie!” speech down pat.
Remember: These moments are precious, and they go by faster than a quick change between numbers! So put down that phone (unless you’re recording), plant yourself in that audience, and be your baby’s biggest, loudest, most embarrassing fan! That’s what we’re here for!
Final Words of Wisdom
Being a dance mom isn’t for the faint of heart, but baby, it’s worth every single rhinestone, every early morning, and every mascara-ruining proud tear! Your little dancer needs you in their corner, so put on your sparkle game face and get ready for the time of your life!
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